THE MEME COIN INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

$CONZI

JUST LIKE PONZI,
BUT EVERYONE
GETS A CUT.

LAUNCH→DISCOVER→TRADE→SHILL→FEE→REPEAT→↻
[ ENTER THE SCHEME ][ CONTRACT ↗ ]CA: COMING SOON

A meme about the machine. Not affiliated with the companies shown below.

02EVERYONE HAS A BUSINESS MODEL.

THE CONZI SCHEME

$CONZI
THE SYSTEM
  1. LAUNCH
    PUMP.FUN / PONS
    ↓
  2. RAILS
    ROBINHOOD CHAIN
    ↓
  3. DISCOVER + TRADE
    GMGN / AXIOM
    ↓
  4. SWAP
    UNISWAP / LIQUIDITY
    ↓
  5. ATTENTION
    X / TELEGRAM / KOLs
    ↓
  6. VOLUME
    TRADERS
    ↓
  7. THE CUT
    FEES / REFERRALS / CREATOR ECONOMICS
    ↓
  8. REPEAT ↻
    ANOTHER TOKEN
  • PUMP.FUN
    Launch it.
  • PONS
    Launch it again.
  • ROBINHOOD CHAIN
    The rails.
  • GMGN
    Find it.
  • AXIOM
    Trade it.
  • UNISWAP
    Route it.
  • X
    Make it important.
  • TELEGRAM
    Tell everyone you were early.
  • CREATORS
    Create the story.
  • KOLs
    Amplify the story.
  • TRADERS
    Bring the volume.
  • REFERRERS
    Take a cut.
03THE CUT™

EVERYONE GETS A CUT.

LAUNCHPADCHAINTERMINALDEXCREATORREFERRERATTENTIONTHE CUT™

THE COIN MOVES.
THE FEES MOVE WITH IT.

SLICES ARE ILLUSTRATIVE. NO PERCENTAGES CLAIMED.

04TRANSACTION PATH

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

  1. YOU
    ↓
  2. LAUNCHPADCUT
    ↓
  3. CHAINCUT
    ↓
  4. TERMINALCUT
    ↓
  5. DEXCUT
    ↓
  6. CREATORCUT
    ↓
  7. REFERRALCUT
    ↓
  8. ANOTHER TRADERCUT
    ↓
  9. ↻CUT

EVERYONE GETS A CUT.

WELCOME TO $CONZI.

05STAKEHOLDERS

SAME GAME. MORE PLAYERS.

THE FACTORY
PUMP.FUN
Launch it.
THE NEW FACTORY
PONS
Launch it again.
THE RAILS
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
The rails.
THE SCANNER
GMGN
Find it.
THE TERMINAL
AXIOM
Trade it.
THE PLUMBING
UNISWAP
Route it.
THE ATTENTION MARKET
X
Make it important.
THE BACK ROOM
TELEGRAM
Tell everyone you were early.
THE SUPPLY
CREATORS
Create the story.
THE DISTRIBUTION
KOLs
Amplify the story.
THE LIQUIDITY
TRADERS
Bring the volume.
THE MARGIN
REFERRERS
Take a cut.
THE SYSTEM
CONZI
Name the machine.

NAMES USED AS LABELS. PARODY / COMMENTARY. NO AFFILIATION.

06ILLUSTRATIVE INTERFACE

CONZI TERMINAL

CONZI TERMINALNOT A REAL PRODUCT
SYSTEM STATUS
RUNNING
NEW TOKENS
↑
ATTENTION
↑
FEES
↑
COMMON SENSE
↓
EVERYONE'S CUT
ACTIVE
EVENT STREAM
  • 00:00:04CUT TAKEN
  • 00:00:08TOKEN DISCOVERED
  • 00:00:12CUT TAKEN
  • 00:00:16TRADE EXECUTED
  • 00:00:20CUT TAKEN
  • 00:00:24POST SENT
  • 00:00:28CUT TAKEN
  • 00:00:32NEW BUYER
  • 00:00:37CUT TAKEN
  • 00:00:41REPEAT
  • 00:00:45TOKEN LAUNCHED
  • 00:00:49CUT TAKEN
THE MACHINE IS WORKING.
LAUNCH.
DISCOVER.
TRADE.
SHILL.
FEE.
REPEAT.
↻

THAT'S IT.
THAT'S CONZI.

08TOKEN

$CONZI

JUST LIKE PONZI, BUT EVERYONE GETS A CUT.

CHAIN
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
TICKER
$CONZI
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EVERYONE
GETS A CUT.

YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE MACHINE.

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